Adam fights for the rights of all dolts

May 7, 2008 – 12:06 pm

Says the Dolt dressed like a cowboy. If you read Adam’s blog, you soon find out that he is fighting for the “little people” and pretty much hates “the man.” 

Translation: He couldn’t get a job at Wal Mart so he is bagging groceries at Hilda’s Drug Store on weekends.

Abercrombie and Dolt.

Doltamania XXlV, no longer pay per view.

May 4, 2008 – 3:18 pm

In Orange County, Dolts apparently have Judgement Night after a big night of drinking strawberry margaritas down at El Ranchito for Taco Doltdays. 

I love how all the evidence points towards a pillow fight being the spark that started the “brawl.”

Whoever sent this to me, please never email me again. While I want Dolt images, this made made my eyes hurt.

Thanks,

Rex.

A Dolt no one can ever forget.

April 30, 2008 – 5:28 pm

I am assuming the name, Mr. Big Dolt has already been taken by someone else that works with you at Auto Zone? I’m just trying to bring organization to chaos.

You should have just left this picture on the M4M section of Craigslist, I think Myspace could do with out it.

If a large forest filled with grazing gay men ever sprouts up in The Bronx, rest assured, those pants and your will to succeed will come in handy.

The Fast and The Doltish.

April 28, 2008 – 1:09 am

Go fast and furious to the land of Dolt.

 

The Setting Dolt

April 27, 2008 – 1:31 am

I’m confident you finishing in last has little to do with being nice.

I suggest you look elsewhere. And whaddya know!

A Dolt Caboose. 

Seattle’s finest brew.

April 26, 2008 – 3:39 am

I will go out on a limb here and say that if I were able to locate the “other dude’s” profile, it would probably look something like this…

 

The Dollter rink.

April 25, 2008 – 3:14 am

I would settle for you just deleting it. Particularly if by “update,” you mean add more pictures like this Dolt Gem.

“Ok, time for couples only in the rink!”

Boy, that chicks going to feel left out…

Doltsession: A Fragrance by Nemo

April 24, 2008 – 7:20 am

Oh don’t worry my precious Dolt, keep building that Wall of Kate with all those newspaper and magazine clippings (or what you term as a Portal of Communication with your lover). 

Remember, one man’s restraining order is another man’s will to succeed.

I think Mark David Chapman said that.

Kanye West called this morning.

April 23, 2008 – 4:53 am

He wants his look back.

Don’t fret my friendly Dolt, Burlington Coat factory takes everything back; except your Dolthood, you get to keep that.

For maximum Doltoids

April 22, 2008 – 1:08 am

Thankfully, disproportionate pectoral muscles keep people alive, so you are good to go.